enjoy my special guest blogger Heather Graham
Star Wars Episode III – Revenge Of The Sith (ROTS) or ROTted! First of all, it was suppose to be way better than episodes 1 & 2… it wasn’t. (Spoiled Alert). From the very beginning, I never felt fear for any of the characters. Anakin and Obi Won are in this fierce space battle, but I never feared that they would die or be hurt. It’s like playing Doom on “God Mode,” you know no one’s going to get hurt. And even when they do, it’s not that big a deal. And if you happen to blink during the movie, you will miss many important moments that last about 5 seconds each. Such as… The Wookie Planet Wookies: Aaaarggghh. Yoda: Pick me up and put me on your back Chewy. Wookies: Arrghh. The End Anakin turning to the Darkside: Anakin: I believe in doing good. Palpatine: Hey, if you turn to the darkside your wife won’t die. Anakin: Um… okay. The End Jedi Annihilation: Jedis: We are like Space Ninja’s on crack, come fuck with us! Palpatine: Kill the Jedi Seconds later Jedi: Ah, we’re all fucking dead. The End. Do you get what I’m saying? The rest is spent on so much CGI in the background, that you wonder why they even bothered with the actors. And speaking of acting, Hayden & Natalie both fell waaaay short of their abilities. And the chemistry between them was about as hot as a snowman’s left nut. No wonder he kills her in the end, it was a mercy killing. I wish he could have choked me to death as well, as I will not be getting those precious moments of my life back. The only redeeming things about the movie is Ewan McGregor (brilliant), Yoda kicking everyone’s ass, and R2D2 unleashing some robot kick-ass all over the place. But besides that, I wasn’t impressed. The 3rd installment of the Harry Potter series shouldn’t be better than ROTS, but you know what… it was. Expecto Patronum! Heather Graham PS – Why does the only black person in the future die? Honestly, in every fucking movie…
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